Happy Festivis

Each year that goes by, feels less and less like Christmas to me. Especially when I'm not back at home. Technically I'm at home now as I type this, but not my warm holiday home at my Mom's, or my other family members. Like the whole xmas eve tradition we've been doing for years and years even before I was born, apparently. Someone would dress up as Santa and knock at the door (sorry they didn't fit in the chimney) hand out little wrapped gifts for all who was invited. Us kids seriously thought that Santa only came to our place on Christmas Eve! We had the old shaggy santa suit for years, maybe decades lol. Finally my uncle bought a new one a few years back. So the Santa from the 60's doesn't visit anymore. We'd play music, not the radio or CD's but the guitars would be played by our fathers and uncles, us kids would be dancing and singing. Actually I was alittle too shy to dance from what I remember, hard to beilieve huh? Goodies would be shared in between singing and laughter. The older we got the more we'd reminise about the years past. I still get to do this every other year or so, but still it isn't the same. I don't get too hear the same special person playing the guitar and singing songs he wrote. And no longer do we dance around dressed up as fairy queens or believe in Santa.

So what do I do know on Christmas eve if I'm not at "home". I work, for no extra pay, I wipe asses, clean up human shit - mainly diarrhea (yeah grrrrrreat huh?), push pills on people, listen to co workers bitch about how much they hate their family, and how they weren't invited over for Christmas. Mean while I think to myself "I wish my family lived on the same piece of land as I do" "I only wish I could leave straight from work to go to my family & friends holiday gathering" "You lucky bastard be thankfull you can do this! And finally SHUT UP! It's Christmas!" Clean up some more shit, bathe a body or two. Sure I'm helping people, but that doesn't make me feel any better. It just doesn't feel like christmas. It makes me feel grown up and I don't like to feel this way IT SUCKS! I don't wanna grow up I'm a toys R Us kid.... la la la la... I am getting giddy like alittle kid though, because some of my family are coming over on boxing day. Tonight Mike and I snuggled on the couch with the cats, took some pics cuz they're just so darn cute, opened our stockings and gifts because we both work tomorrow (yes on xmas friggin day! more shit to clean up!) Well I also begged like a spoiled child til he let me open my stocking! lol But I got my way, didn't I? Do my nostrils look big in that pic??? Hopefully it's just the angel.

Ok I feel better now, thanks for listening to me bitch about the holiday season :-)
Tanya
Happy Festivis! (sp? lol)

Found this store in Campbell River B.C... possibly the next Springfield??????

All it's missing is Apu

Happy Christmas And Merry New Year

Oops... umm Merry christmas and Happy New Year.

And no I haven't been drinking! (yet!)

Anyone want a frosty cone?

Sketchy!

I got my portrait sketched last week I wanted to look like Tori Spelling...

How do I look?

Have you ever seen this before??

Cher you'd be in heaven I know... it's alot of friggin chocolate. I saw this at the store and just had to buy it. Not because I'm a chocolate freak, like some people (ehmm ehmm)... but because I've never seen a chocolate bar this big before! Well not this type anyway! It's like the size of 4 or 5 regular Mr. Bigs

Have you ever come across this?

The Chronicles of Twolf and Cher

Chapter 1

Enjoy your fame!

http://mymovie.sierraclub.org/mms/mm_route.php?id=13881

Dude! Where's my Diaper!

I visited Cher and Crofton today. Watched some movies and lounged around. Crofton is so cute, and so on the go everywhere! What alittle stinker lol

No but seriously, he's such a sweety pie just look at this smile! Those little cheeks are so kissable!

I can't believe that 1 year ago he was only 5 days old!!!

This is him and I, 1 yr and 4 days ago he was only 1 day old! (Dec8 2004) My hair looked good that day too, I like the colour, I wonder if I could get it that shade again hmm...

Anyway, yes my little Crofton isn't so little anymore, he's practicaly a toddler!

Baaaaaahhhhh Time Flies huh?

Feline Braces!?

Did you know that if needed, cats, and I suppose dogs too can get braces!!!!!!!! Imagine the cost of those! My cat's gums are infected again. His kanine (or Fang like bottom teeth) are poking into his gums on the top, and infecting them. I guess from food getting in there or something. This has happened twice now. So we have to do something about it or it'll keep happening, and it seems painfull. Poor big dufus! So the cheapest, (yet still very expensive) will be to pull those teeth out. He doesn't need them. If he were an outside cat he would use them to attack prey. But inside he only uses them to attack Tigger, my other cat. I'm sure Tigger won't mind if those fangs are missing in action. But the vet told me my options, one of them being BRACES! Or making ridges in the gumline to accomodate room for the teeth. But by far the pulling of the theeth is cheapest. Probably painfull too, but what do I do??? The vet gave him an anti-inflamatory too, to ease the pain and inflamation. Plus I have to keep swabbing/rinsing his mouth with this special oral rinse! Have you ever tried to rinse a cats mouth? I took of pictures of his tragic trip to the car. He cried all the way to the car, the whole time at the vet, on the way home and until he was out of his 'cage'....

HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS THING?

AHH AT HOME AGAIN WITH MY PAIN RELIEF MEDS!

My poor "Buddy", big fat dufus but I love him so much!

Fart ... and blame it on your best friend!

The Scent of a Pumpkin

I was walking outside tonight, a cool winter stroll down a quiet street. When I smelled an odd scent similar to pumpkins, yet with a touch of mold combined with wet leaves, frost and raccoon feces. I look up and to my left. Perched are 2 pumpkins on a porch, rotting away. Yet I was drawn to the smell, oddly enough! I sniffed and sniffed and sniffed it. Let the aroma saturate itself in my nasal cavity. Taking it all in. Oh it is moldy pumpkin I smell! I cried aloud, awakening the owner of this moldy orange squash! She kicked me off her deck, to have me fall into a pile of... that's right... raccoon feces! Quite a large pile, for an animal so small, containing pieces of berries, leaves, and other people's garbage. I ran away on foot only to be startled by this fuzzy cat like creature, stretching it's paw out at me. He reminded me of a blue muppet, with a crooked nose! Phew it is just a cat, must've been the shadows playing tricks on my mind. I scurried back to my place or origin. But only after I snuck back to take a picture of this nasty pumpkin wasting away in the early stages of decay....

This is me with the parilment buildings and the Inner Harbour behind me.

Mullets

Honestly why people???? These photos must be photo shopped or seriously 80's!!!!!!!!!! Who would wear their hair like this nowadays!!!!????? Come on buddy!!!!!!!!! lmao

This poor child! Although this one looks photo shopped for sure, but ya never know!

Mmm he's kinda cute huh???
And DO NOT FORGET IT BITCH!!!!