My Big Sucky Boy

For those of you who don't personally know my cat "Buddy", he has a lip/chin condition that swells up and makes him look even more dumb than he looks normally, but I love him, he's a 'special' cat, or a 'handicat' if you will... I just love this photo my cousin took on her camera, he looks as if he's goin to say something.

MY COUSIN VINNY...(well actually it's Chrissi not Vinny but ya know it was funny)

My cousin and her 'man' came over yesterday, to visit and christmas shop dowtown. Only I didn't realize that I worked 7am-3pm today! dumb ass that I am. So I only really got to spend last night with them and an hour this eve on the way to the ferry... we stopped off near Sidney on Lochside Drive to take some nice photos, just thought I'd share them.

Wahoo New Wheels!

Introducing my new (well our new - new to us) 2001 Kia Sportage! Wahoo!!!!!! This is the first time ever I've had a vehicle less than 18 yrs old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet Ass Pussies!

Just going through my collection of puddy tat pics, I have absoutley nothing to blog about today and thought I'd share photos of my favorite creatures. Although you've seen them before, I just love them so much I can't help it. They're my tinkie and my binkie (AKA Tigger and Buddy)...


Enjoy, roll you eyes, LOL at me, smile, or curse at me for posting pics of my cats again... don't worry I won't know a thing! But hey man it's my friggin blog! BLOG YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigger meditating, snoozing, relaxing, when he's not eating this is all he does. He'd much rather eat ofcourse! Unless you catch him running after his toy mice at 3am!

Buddy showing off his 'stuff'. He likes to do that. Probably a male thing. You men like to show off what you got! Look at his pink belly isn't it cute! And no I don't shave my cats belly! Someone asked me that once. He's just got very fine hair down there in his "perineal area" And thank goodness he doesn't have any "cabooster berries" hanging around down there! Usually he does, but when you're an overweight cat it's hard to lick your own ass ya know!

For Twolf...

JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED...HUH??
SOMETHING TO MAKE US ALL WONDER WHO? WHAT? WHERE? (rectal duh!!) WHEN? AND WHY?
a sign stuck to a wall

Bad Hair Day...or what????

So today Cher, Crofton and I went to Tim Horton's for a bite to eat. Cher had a soup and a baggette, Crofton ate a pear, I had a bowl of chili and a toasted bun with a butter caramel hot smoothie... and a blueberry bran muffin(delicious drink you should try it - and yes I have gas now, from the chili thanks for wondering). As I sat there munching away at my high fibre lunch I notice the guy sitting to my left. His hair - outrageous! It's all feathered back, with some serious gel, and made to 'lift' in the upward direction. I eyeball Cher, do the sign lingo thing and she gets it after a few tries. Ofcourse she pulls out the camera and starts snapping pics of this dude. She even goes behind him to get a pic of the back and he's oblivious to the fact that we're (or she) is taking pics of his nasty do! These pics don't even begin to describe the horror, but hopefully you get the drift.

We gather ourselves, luckily Crofton is mummbling baby jibber aloud to distract any attention we might attract to ourselves - he doesn't mind I think he's abit of a ladies man already ya know! We get back to our lunch, sip away at soups, milk, and buttery caramel hot smoothies... Only to people watch again, and "oh what's this?" It's another hair do! An old man with a serious comb over. So what does Cher do... yup you guessed it. Goes right on over, up behind him to pretend to take a pic of something else - he is clueless. Poor old thang!


In Cher's eye view she notes another odd do! 3 in less than an hour! This guy is stuck back in the "greese lighting" days... wa wa wa wa stayin' alive stayin' alive wa wa wa wa staying' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

When we walked out I walked right by him to check out the do. And it too was a hard core comb over! the whole side of his head was one comb over! lol We didn't get too good of pics of him, as he was to far away but we did our best.

I was having a bad hair day myself. I went out of the house without doing my hair or make up! YIKES! Maybe that's what attracted all the freaks!

I was driving home last night, singing along to the radio when suddenly a flash startled me from the side of my car! I had no idea what it was. Went on my merry little way, singing along the foo fighters on THE ZONE 91.3fm (I'm a zoner!) Later I get an email of this... must've been some night vision goggles, or night vision camera spying on my, because you know how popular I am. Especially when I'm alone singing like a maniac. Or maybe someone's desparate attempt to find things to blog about... pfft some people. Invading my privacy to profit from it! Good thing I wasn't picking my nose... not that I do that. My sister used to pick her nose and eat it, right in front of us. Without even be aware of her actions. She'd dig away for a few seconds, look at the rewarding chunk 'gold', and put her finger in her mouth! Ewww! Well she's grown up now, so I'm assuming she doesn't do that anymore. Or alteast in the privacy of her own bathroom! Hey did you hear tha Nestle makes liguid chocolate bars now... check it out! G-tube feeding only, but hey even if you can't orally eat you still need junk food!

You guys'
I'm having a hard time trying to find something to blog about!
My mind has gone blank - blog blank. I'm desparately trying to make you all LOL but I guess I'm trying to hard to think of funny things. The only thing I can think of right now is that I miss my honey bunny, he's up island right now and I feel lonely, despite my feline company. They've been keeping me warm at night. And I've been keeping myself busy by playing Tomb Raider 2 (I know it's an old game but it's fun, ok?) So I guess that's what I'll go do now...eat my KD with tuna (blah - but I'm too lazy to make anything
else lol) and play Tomb Raider 2... Ta Ta For Now!

PS: My cat is constipated as we speak... poor thing, he's trying to 'push out a load' but to no avail, poor big guy!

Hearsum Creativity

This COULD be mistaken for a blue dart or blue angel...

if you didn't know what one was!

Somebody stepped on my toe!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being Comfortable is Important!

Some people prefer to use the cheap ass litter, but Cher and I absolutely love the clumping 99% dust free! It's virtually odourless! And makes us feel as fresh as we did this morning. When it's qualtiy and comfort you're looking for KITTY COMFORT is what you need!

**Availabe at participating Costco locations
**Product label and pictures subject to change
**Kitty Comfort is not held responsible for any damage to claws or paw pads.

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR MEN (they're too messy and will fling the litter in odd places around your house - typical)

Frogs' Legs

I'm in a rush to get ready for work but thought I'd share this with you... it made me LOL