DID YOU KNOW...?

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

-A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

-A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

-Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

-Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

-Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(okay, so that would be a good thing)

-A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

-Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)

-Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

I wonder who thought to look all these up... and where WOULD you find this info!!! Crazy people out there! Oh and don't worry that's not my cat. He'd be in a flaming pink cape Buddy like pink Tigger goes with the more natural colours, he'd be in taupe or something)